Friday, November 05, 2004


For all your purported devotion to nuance and thoughtfulness and complexity and yadda yadda yadda, you Democrats are almost unbelievably dense. Why did you lose? Because you nominated a crappy candidate! A candidate so crappy that he lost to George W. Bush, and lost resoundingly! Next time give the electorate someone who will promise booty to everyone like a good little lefty and is credibly tough on defense and you'll win in a landslide. Granted, your bullpen ain't exactly overflowing with hawkish arms, but you gotta be able to put someone decent on the mound, don't you?

Yet this glaringly obvious truth continually eludes you. And now, instead of improving your product, you trash your customers. No wonder all good businessmen are Republicans.


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