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Thursday, October 13, 2005

WHAT WOULD WE DO WITHOUT THE MSM?! 

Hey! Didja know that people sometimes wear T-shirts with slogans on them? It's true! The redesigned Strib gets its first big scoop here. Damn, I wonder what the next groundbreaking cultural phenomenon will be? Probably something crazy like, oh, I don't know--affixing pithy messages to the rear fender of your car! Wheeee! Wouldn't that be interesting and cool and newsworthy?

And there's more! Didja know that CNN pretty boy and outraged hurricane stalker Anderson Cooper likes to bite his fingernails? It's true! And if you read the whole article, you'll find out that he's a compulsive masturbator too, though he's not sure yet how many times a day is too much. Keep us posted, Coop! We can't wait to find out!

1 Comments:

Allie Shah has done it again! And here I am out in the cold with no subscription. How will I be able to follow the latest fads without the Strib?

By Blogger Chad The Elder, at 5:09 PM  

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