Wednesday, January 28, 2004
THE TERMS OF THEIR AGREEMENT WILL NOT BE PUBLICLY DISCLOSED
Tom, the Functional Ambivalent, watched last night's coverage of the New Hampshire primary and came up with a brainstorm:
Pair Wolf Blitzer with Dennis Miller. Wolf says the kind of things he says anyway, and Dennis makes snide remarks about how incredibly obvious everything Wolf says is. It would get both of them into the roles they were born to play. Wolf would be the vacuous, insecure, self-absorbed television host/idiot. Dennis would be the toublemaker one step ahead of getting knocked on the head by the captain of the football team.
Then we spice up the show by taping backstage scenes of Wolf taking out a contract on Dennis, and of Dennis replacing Wolf's can of hairspray with day-glow green spray paint.
