Friday, May 21, 2004


Wonkette muses over the talent required to come up with a campaign slogan of such "astonishing meaninglessness" as Kerry's new pick: "Let America be America again."
Of course, we heard the first version was just "Let America be France." Whatever. They both boil down to the same thing: "Let John Kerry be a Massachusetts senator again."
Wonkette's suggestions are more meaty; sample:
Terrorists are people too.
I'd add some witty suggestions of my own at this point except for the fact that I'm not witty and I seem to have brain-TIVO this season: I can't remember a single political commercial I've seen so far. Got to have a grounding in the basics before you can fly, or so I'm told.


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