Monday, May 24, 2004
HONK IF YOU LIKE FORTUNE COOKIES
The crack young staff of "The Hatemonger's Quarterly" sticks it to bumperstickers (a.k.a. "vehicular eyesores"). Sample:
1. “Peace is Patriotic”Kos obviously would not agree, as last month he announced the availability of a bumpersticker book "inspired" by his site. The American Digest noticed somehow got wind of the publication news and helpfully put together an analysis of the chosen slogans. Sample:
Not if your country is currently being attacked, you stupid hippy
Putting the "Con" In ConservativeI'm not sure why, but bumperstickers and lawn signs give me hives, although I'm OK with t-shirt slogans and very much in favor of fortune cookies.
BUSH HATE: B
CHENEY HATE: B+
HALLIBURTON HATE: A+++
This little eructation tells the world that conservatives are, ab ova, by their very nature, criminal. It underscores the central belief of those that have little money that those who have more must be bad, and that those who have a lot must be really evil, unless you get it when your wealthy husband dies or you marry a woman whose wealthy husband has died. Then you are a visionary and would never, ever, try to con the electorate about your voting record, your medals, your botox abuse....
