Monday, May 17, 2004


A few of our school friends amused themselves last week by complaining about Bill Clinton's "highly anticipated memoirs" entitled "My Life."

Thinking a catchier title might be helpful, the Monk proffered "Is" as a potential replacement. Another contributor thought a typo was involved and the correct version should be "My Lie". But we all agree the best suggestion came from the sly author of an entire law review article devoted to a tongue-in-cheek exploration of how our discrimination laws might be used to help one of the most overlooked unprotected classes around: left-handers. His winning entry: "The Johnson Administration."

Think you can top that? Let us know. Our email address is to the left.

UPDATE: Captain Ed offers "Close But No Cigar".


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