Sunday, June 13, 2004
ARE THEY SAYING THIS MICHAEL MOORE GUY IS OVERWEIGHT?
The crack young staff of "The Hatemonger's Quarterly" has finally run out of ideas for posts. All they can come up with is disjointed musings:
I should have known. You can't possibly fill up an entire blog up with Michael Moore references, can you?
Man, Michael Moore is really plump.Oh wait ... just a dream sequence.
Although staple guns seem like a really good invention, their use can prove fraught with danger.
Of all the words in the English language, none is as fun to pronounce as "forklift."
Michael Moore sure doesn't eat like he's a Marxist.
We don't care what you say: Black licorice is simply revolting. And, no, we are not attempting any metaphorical social commentary.
“Speed-o” bathing suits tend to look really bad on men.
If Gary Coleman and Emmanuel Lewis got in a fight, we’d pick Gary Coleman to win. After all, he’s had to deal with far more personal hardship.
Michael Moore is so portly.
I should have known. You can't possibly fill up an entire blog up with Michael Moore references, can you?
