Friday, June 25, 2004

SOME SLOPPY SOLIPSISM FOR YOU (though our traffic logs confirm you are mere imaginary figments) 

I have the answers to all your most important questions:
Q: Why has it been so [... Expletive Deleted ...] cold here this spring/summer? A: Because after years of planning and saving, this April I finally installed central air conditioning.

Q: How will the handoff of sovereignty in Iraq go?
A: It will be an absolute disaster because June 30 is my birthday.
UPDATE: someone in the administration must have read this and discovered the unacceptable risk posed by the original date; they moved up the handoff by two days to June 28.


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