Friday, November 19, 2004
BLOOD-THIRSTY PRESCHOOLERS
On Fridays the three year old gets "music" lessons at daycare. Tonight she came home with this doozy:
Burp!
Sitting on a fence post,One's own child always seems cute, even when threatening to eat her family, but we wondered what on earth they were teaching her at school. Thank god for the Internet: the answer.
Chewing my bubble gum.
Playing with my yo-yo. (Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo!)
"What happened?"
I said, "I ate my ma." (change "ma" to "dad," "sister" etc. for subsequent verses)
Burp!
