Tuesday, November 09, 2004
WHERE DID IT ALL GO WRONG?
Forget all the handwringing over the future of the Democratic party. The real danger is to the Onion's continued claim to be America's Finest News Source. Seems to me The Weekly World News has just won a mandate:
Poodle bans have been proposed in twelve counties and are favored to pass with substantial majorities.
MOST POODLES ARE GAY!(Via Political Theory Daily Review)
A new study has confirmed what many people have long suspected -- most male poodles are gay!
"The meticulous grooming and sassy outfits favored by most poodles have always made people suspicious," explains Dr. Kip Gobblestock, a sociologist who directed the three-year study of canine sexuality.
Interestingly, the study found that over 75 percent of male poodles are homosexual, while only three percent of female poodles are lesbians.
These findings have led many to wonder if male poodles are born gay or if they become gay due to their environment.
Poodle bans have been proposed in twelve counties and are favored to pass with substantial majorities.
