Saturday, August 27, 2005
Fafnir interviews the more (relatively speaking) hawkish members of the Democratic Party:
FB: Will the lies never end. But where will we get the troops from now, Democratic Party? Aren't we runnin out of em?
[HARRY] REID: We've used up plenty of REAL troops, sure, but what about FAKE troops? Why isn't the military pounding the streets looking to recruit new mannequins, crash-test dummies and hand puppets?
[JOE] LIEBERMAN: Our nation's rich supply of blow-up dolls has barely begun to be explored for national security purposes.
[JOE] BIDEN: To say nothing of our nation's patriotic trained seal and dolphin population! When will the Pentagon deploy the 101st Fighting Shamu Brigade?
[HILLARY] CLINTON: I can tear a boulder in half with my teeth!