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Wednesday, January 25, 2006

I PLAN TO SUE WHOEVER PUT THAT DAMN SPIDER SOLITAIRE GAME ON MY COMPUTER 

Two Seattle residents are suing the author of best-seller "A Million Little Pieces" for the value of the time they wasted reading the book. (Via Dr. Frank) The book's publisher issued a statement promising to refund the cost of the book to readers (if they bought it directly from the publisher).

I sense a bonanza here. Quick! Who do you plan to sue now for wasting your precious time? Quick, before Sisyphus beats us to the punch with a top 11 list of potential lawsuits.

Word to the wise: you're not allowed to sue us for the time you spent reading this blog. Too obvious. Plus, our anonymity is foolproof.

UPDATE: Oooooooooo Oprah's pissed at the author now too! Maybe he'll end up in jail for real this time.

UPDATE II: Good thing the Frey lawsuit isn't a class action. Alex Tabarrok of Marginal Revolution would fail the class. And that would be a shame, wouldn't it?

5 Comments:

I would like to sue Neil Kinnock for the time wasted listening to Joe Biden speeches.

By Blogger Sisyphus, at 11:27 AM  

Kevin Costner still owes me $7 for "Dances with Wolves."

By Blogger John, at 3:51 PM  

Denny Green still needs to be sued for the 98-99' NFC championship game against Atlanta. Not that I'm still bitter about it or anything.

By Blogger Chad The Elder, at 8:42 AM  

A class action suit against the creators of "The Real World" would also be in order.

By Blogger Chad The Elder, at 8:43 AM  

Ummm...Blogger?

By Anonymous Night Writer, at 1:17 PM  

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